Amy’s Implants

Well, as I was surfing the internet I noticed that something was very different about our favorite crackhead, Amy Winehouse.
Cracky Crackenstein has went and bought herself a new set of sweater cannons. And not just any. Amy went straight for the D cup and now says she’s thinking about ass implants.
Are you frickin kidding me?
First [...]

Reindeer Poo Necklace

READ THE ARTICLE  AND THEN SEE MY THOUGHTS BELOW
BLOOMINGTON — Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but dung is running a close second.
The enterprising “gem”ologists at Miller Park Zoo now are offering necklace pendants from dried reindeer droppings, joining the explosively popular ornaments that debuted last year.
“We kept hearing from people who were buying [...]

Bra Implant

READ THIS ARTICLE EXCERPT FROM ISRAEL 21c NEWS
AND THEN SEE MY COMMENTS!
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Hanna Meyers / Israel 21c
It may not sound kosher but Israeli researchers are using pigs to test an innovative technology they say will replace cosmetic breast surgery. But we’ll get back to that later.
The MIM technique (Minimally Invasive Mastopexy), developed by the startup of [...]

THE Yoni Pendant

Really….seriously…..are you frickin kidding me?
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Hey ladies, here’s an interesting gift.  There’s a website called etsy.com that’s offering women a chance to have a very unique pendant made. All they have to do is send in 2 or3 three pictures and this company will make a pendant that’s an exact replica of your “yoni”. Or, as [...]

Angry Word of the Day

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ANGRY WORD OF THE DAY
 
Monkey Tail (mun-kee tale)
1) The tail of a primate
2) A turd that curves around the bowl and has a furry appearance.
EXAMPLE OF USAGE
“Dude, I had to go pinch one off and I hung a monkey tail so big I was too proud to flush it!”
 
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Pud Whisperer (p-uh-d wisp-er-er)
1) [...]

Angry Patrick Presents!

COMING MARCH 2010!
This year will be bigger and better than ever with more comics, prestigious judges and more performances! GET READY FOR AFP2!
HOSTED BY ANGRY PATRICK AND CHUCKY D (2009 Winner!)
Shows held at The Electric Cowboy from 6p-9p

March 6 and 13 – Round 1

March 20 – Semi Finals
March 27 – Finale
Some [...]

Angry in Movies

Sept 20
Last weekend I was part of a shoot for a pilot show called Sleeper being directed by Gerry Bruno (Winner of multiple awards at the 48 Hour Film Festival and an all around nice guy). My role was that of a “Men in Black” type that was in pursuit of a woman with supernatural [...]

Angry Rant of the Week

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Dear Angry

Dear Angry,
I have an ex who continues to call me almost daily under the guise of it being about our son yet it always ends up in an arguement because she is berating me and my new wife. I am a good dad and work hard to be the best for my son I can [...]

Angry Patrick Shirts!

JOIN THE ANGRY REVOLUTION!
These great distressed look, color shirts are the perfect way to express your inner anger and let everyone know you have a zero tolerance for douchebags!
They are tagless, heavy and run a little big in size.
You can get SM, M, L, XL or 2XL but be sure to specify size when [...]