Not Urinal Cakes, Gene…

Gene Simmons has issued the following update via his website:
“Yep. For all of you who have always wanted to pee on my face! Now you can. A&E has put Gene Simmons Family Jewels urinal cakes throughout the country, featuring my face on the cakes”
he goes on to say,
“Please leave the urinal cake in the [...]

Angry Rant of the Week

June 19th Rant - Corey and Jay Show
Patrick goes nuts over Heidi and Spencer doing that douchebag thing they do, Megan Fox and Angelina meeting and destroying mankind and PETA’s assault on President Obama for swatting a fly. YES, a fly.

June 12th Rant - Corey and Jay Show
Hear Patrick go volcanic about [...]

Attention All Bands! Theme Song Contest

Attention all rock bands!
I am in need of a theme song I can use as intro music at my shows, feature on my website and use for other purposes.
The requirements are:
It needs to be about me and my angry ways
It should be NO LESS THAN one (1) minute long
It needs to be a quality recording [...]

Dear Angry

Dear Angry,

I live in a “run down” trailer; freezing, one half to death every winter. I’ve been doing this for 2 to 3 years; and the damn landlord flat refuse to fix it. i’m on a small income (I work at AARAMARK as a dishwasher, they just pay me for rent and conway corp… that’s [...]

Angry Patrick Shirts!

JOIN THE ANGRY REVOLUTION!
These great distressed look, color shirts are the perfect way to express your inner anger and let everyone know you have a zero tolerance for douchebags!
They are tagless, heavy and run a little big in size.
You can get SM, M, L, XL or 2XL but be sure to specify size when [...]

I need YOU!

The Angry Army needs YOU!
Are you sick of celebrity douchebags? Are you outraged by the idiots that surround you at work?  Do people on the freeway have you wishing for the James Bond-style Missile Launcher? Then it’s time to become a soldier in the Angry Army!
As your General, I promise to lead you into battle [...]

Tuckerman Movie Update

As some of you may know, I was recently cast in a movie by Independent Guerilla Productions.  I play a small but solid part as a crazy guy named Kevin. I may only be on screen for about 8 minutes or so but I plan to channel my Heath Ledger-Batman moment and go full on [...]

Angry Prank Calls

GIVE THE GIFT OF ANGER!
Want me to prank your friend? Ready to see them get more fired up than Amy Winehouse’s crackpipe? Then shoot me an email at patrick@angrypatrick.com . All I need are a few details and a small $10 donation in my paypal account (or cash, stereos, tvs, your mom or other [...]